This stuff is pretty boring.
However, I have to put all this stuff on site because, well ... I have to.
I hope you never need to read this stuff, unless you enjoy reading this stuff.
I take this stuff very seriously. But I could have written in one sentence.
I will do everything I can to ensure you trust me and continue to be a member of my site.
If you want to read this sentience in legalese, click on the links below or above.